I said, "Well if I were a pitcher I would just stay in the bull pin. Why? Because the balls go 84 mph and faster, it is very hot, and when they start to lose it is the pitcher who gets booted off the field! NO ONE ELSE! It is not a quiet ordeal. He is escorted off with the JUSTIN boot advertising flashing all over the stadium The flashing of lights are neon and near humiliating. The flashing of lights is the public announcement of the pitcher's boot. If that is not enough to ruin the pitcher's self esteem forever a live band appears on the same neon sign with the flashing lights. I look around and everyone begins line dancing to BOOT SCOOT'IN BOOGIE. The crowd burst into song as the pitcher walks slowly to the bull pin with head hung low. The crowd just sort of gets crazy!
I also noticed the crowd does all sorts of strange things: when a players runs faster or he nearly kills himself sliding into a base the sign of the claw appears or the flashing of fake antlers. My husband, yes the one who color codes his shirts and refuses to participate in most of my foolishness, stands tall leading the crowd with the "claw" or "the moving of fake antlers" on his head! For three hours I smile and watch my husband do these very strange things and talk a mile a minute and I love watching how HE watches a ball game as a playful little boy. I also love feeling like his date.
My "unpaid editor" just informed me when the Pitcher gets the boot he goes to the dug out, not bull pin, where he will wait out the long night. I said, "Hummmm I wonder if I am wrong on this. What do you think? Let me hear your VOTE: Dug out? Bull pin?
Neena elf with Santa at the game! |
He even gave me his business card!
The game ended and Rich said, "Do you want to go to the playoffs?" I said, "Maybe, will Santa be there?" He looked at me and said, "I think I'll take the boys!"
The ride home I had to smile. Here we are a couple married over 40 years and I just watched my husband do the claw and the antler dance in a crowd of 39,000 Texas Rangers fans and he just watched me go sit on Santa's lap in a crowd of 39,000 fans in September. I just shared part of the recipe for "how to stay married for 40 years".
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